FRIDAY MOVIE OPENINGS

These are new today-


"Breaking and Entering"
"Factory Girl"
"Hannibal Rising"
"The Last Sin Eater"
"Norbit"
"The Situation"
" Petit Lieutenant"


This is all I know:

Don't see Norbit, don't see Hannible rising, and Sienna Miller is reportadly having real sex in Factory girl. I hope her 15 minutes of fame include a sex tape at some point.

I know you care, this is to let you know, I don't.

When I open the card you have sent me, and a check, money order or pair of frilly panties fails to fall out, you have wasted my time. There is no reason I should be forced to read sappy, unimaginative, unfunny cards that let me know how much you care.

And evidently you care enough to write your name, but not enough to write your name on a check.

If i'm in such a bad way, why stop at a quick greeeting card? Why only help the faceless souless greeting card companies? Why not help me? I might not have a soul, but I have a face.

Common, put checks in your greeting cards- I'm not faceless.

What would you do with 300 cans of pure human nutrition?

I went to another doctor yesterday, one of my regular three, and got weighed. For the first time in my life I was glad i put on weight, excuse me, increased in mass. So the doctors want me to stop taking any thing via my G-Tube, which is good news, but leaves me with a two month supply of 'Soylent Green' human feed hanging around my house. I'd donate it to the church down the street, but do the homelesss and downtroddden really want to eat this shit? I only put in my body because it kept me alive, as it tastes not unlike ass. It does have all the daily requirements for nutrition though, and if your out on your own, maybe living outside or in a shanty, especially at this time of year, I'd think you'd want all the food you can get.


On another note, do shanty's work on some sort of commune system? Can shanty dwellers kick an abrasive member out, a la real world?

The whole neck and nothing but.

The stoma (Def. any of various small simple bodily openings) in my neck is getting really small, about the size of a digit on your ATM card. Maybe a nine, maybe a three, i'm not 100% but i know that it's an odd number. The only problem with it, besides the sporadic weezing, is the fact that because I now have a small hole in my throat, shit that's supposed to be in my throat can get out. i.e. saliva, mucus, and if I'm aspirating, then any thing I eat. It's pretty nasty, I know, but I'd say 80% of the time its under control, and I don't find it to be much of a problem.

The other 20 percent are not so fun. I was riding Bostons famed T today for $1.70, when, for the first time in I'd say a month and a half, a very attractive young lady was eying me from afar.

Quite taken aback, I quickly looked down, but every thing looked ship shape- fly done and pants unstained. Then I realized I had sprung a leak. Grabbed a tissue, ($.99 for 15 tissues! What The Fuck, you can't give me 20 or 25?) and Titanic was alright. Point is, I don't know why she just didn't motion to her neck or say something. I'm not sure the stare conveyed the message as quickly as possible.

Lesson for the day: Good looking women always find your deficiencies.