When I open the card you have sent me, and a check, money order or pair of frilly panties fails to fall out, you have wasted my time. There is no reason I should be forced to read sappy, unimaginative, unfunny cards that let me know how much you care.
And evidently you care enough to write your name, but not enough to write your name on a check.
If i'm in such a bad way, why stop at a quick greeeting card? Why only help the faceless souless greeting card companies? Why not help me? I might not have a soul, but I have a face.
Common, put checks in your greeting cards- I'm not faceless.
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