Wednesday, February 7, 2007

What would you do with 300 cans of pure human nutrition?

I went to another doctor yesterday, one of my regular three, and got weighed. For the first time in my life I was glad i put on weight, excuse me, increased in mass. So the doctors want me to stop taking any thing via my G-Tube, which is good news, but leaves me with a two month supply of 'Soylent Green' human feed hanging around my house. I'd donate it to the church down the street, but do the homelesss and downtroddden really want to eat this shit? I only put in my body because it kept me alive, as it tastes not unlike ass. It does have all the daily requirements for nutrition though, and if your out on your own, maybe living outside or in a shanty, especially at this time of year, I'd think you'd want all the food you can get.


On another note, do shanty's work on some sort of commune system? Can shanty dwellers kick an abrasive member out, a la real world?

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